REASON #1: Look at Sora
Look at Sora. Look at my boy, my son. MY BOYYYYYYYY, MY SONNNNNNN. HE LOOKS SO GOOD AND PURE. HE’S LOOKING FRESH AF.
REASON #2: DONALD HEALING (???)
Maybe, after 13 long years, Donald will finally heal me???? Possibly??? Potentially??? Probably not…..but I can dream, right??? RIGHT???????!!!!!!!!!!
REASON #3: Goofy's pissed
Remember sweet, gentle, friendly Goofy? WELL NOT ANYMORE, BITCHES. HE’S NOT TAKING ANYMORE SHIT. HE’S GONNA WRECK ALL THOSE SEEKERS OF DARKNESS BY HIMSELF. MOVE OUT OF THE WAY FOR ANGRY GOOFY!
REASON #4: THE QUEEN IS BACK
Our queen, Utada Hikaru, has returned. And she has returned with all the amazing “Simple and Clean” remixes and new tunes (i.e. “Don’t Think Twice”), so GET HYPE!!!
reason #5: THe Memes
Finally, the KH community will finally have some new, wholesome memes. After so long, our stocks will be replenished, and we can wreak havoc upon the world once again but in NEW ways.
reASON #6: ALL THIS COOL NEW SHIT
LOOK AT MY SON! HE’S RUNNING UP CLIFFS, DIVING THROUGH THE AIR WITHOUT WINGS OR A PARACHUTE LIKE A BOSS! IT LOOKS SO COOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!
reason #7: pixar
WE GOT THOSE PIXAR WORLDS NOW! THIS IS GONNA BE SO GOOD AND EPIC! KEEP THOSE AROUND – FUCK ATLANTICA!!!
Reason #8: These graphics though
Just look at how beautiful this is! LOOK AT WOODY! HOW DOES HE LOOK EVEN BETTER THAN HE DID IN THE DAMN PIXAR MOVIE???!!!
Reason #9: A larger party?!
HOLY SHIT, YOU CAN HAVE MORE THAN 3 PARTY MEMBERS AT ONCE????!!!!!!! AM I LOSING MY DAMN MIND?! HAVE YOU BEEN HOLDING BACK ON US, SQUARE ENIX?!!
REASON #10: AN ACTUAL RELEASE DATE?!!!
THERE’S ACTUALLY A RELEASE DATE (kinda)???!!!! AFTER ALL THESE YEARS?!!!! BLESS YOU, SQUARE ENIX!! BLESS YOU!!!!!!!!! MY LIFE SHALL FINALLY BE COMPLETEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!